This is hilarious. An Englishman can not construct sentences using numeric, but the Malaysians and Singaporeans are good at it.
Ah Lek can tell a story using sentences with the numbers 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. Not only is he able to do it with 1 to 10, he can also do it backward from 10 to 1. This is what he came up with.
numbers upwards
1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away.
numbers downwards
10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.
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