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Monday, April 26, 2010

GAN BEI!!!

This email makes me smile and happy for the day. Good to share with you:


A Chinese man and an English man were dining in a restaurant.

The Chinese man lifted his glass up and made a toast to the English man, “Gan Bei” (Cheers). The English man was confused but he continued eating.

This happened a few times and whenever the Chinese man wanted to drink he would always say “Gan Bei”

The English man only nodded and silently continued to drink and eat.

Not long after, the Chinese man once again said, “Gan Bei” whilst lifting up his glass.

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This time, the English man put down his cutlery and angrily said to the Chinese man,
"It’s all right if you CAN’T PAY!” I'll pay! So just shut up”.... = )

MORAL OF THE STORY: -
MIND YOUR OWN LANGUAGE!!!

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Beware, combination lock can be hacked.

Hacking of combination lock is easy. View the video. Try it on your combination lock and if it works, change the lock! This video is the courtesy of RazorG.com via an email received.

Sunday, April 18, 2010

懂得人生

以下是我從電郵抄來的。寫的太美妙了。拷貝下來和你分享:

懂得喝酒的人找到《感覺》
懂得知足的人找到《快樂》
懂得放下的人找到《自在》
懂得珍惜的人找到《幸福》
懂得放心的人找到《輕鬆》
懂得遺忘的人找到《自由》
懂得關懷的人找到《朋友》


天冷不是冷 心寒才是寒,


願朋友: 心永遠暖呼呼!

Saturday, April 10, 2010

No Matter What

Beautiful song to share with you.

Monday, March 29, 2010

Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND

An email I received. It is very interesting. For sharing.


WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.

HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

WIFE:
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.

HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?

WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you




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Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Principles of Life

6 Principles of Life you need to remember hard

  • No point using your limited life to chase Unlimited money!!
  • No point earning So Much money you cannot live to spend it.
  • Money is not yours until you spend it.
  • When you are young, you use your health to chase your wealth; when you are old, you use your wealth to buy back your health. Difference is that it would be too late!
  • How happy a man is, is not how much he has but how little he needs!
  • No point working so hard to provide for the people you have no time to spend with!
How true! This is an extract from an email I got. Good to share with.


Thursday, January 28, 2010

Tribute to a friend - a nice poem. Nice to keep and nice to share

This is the poem:




Around the
corner I have a friend,

In this great
city that has no end,

Yet the days go
by and weeks rush on,

And before I
know it, a year is almost gone.

And I never see
my old friends face,

For life is a
swift and terrible race,

He knows
I like him just as well,

As in the days
when I rang his bell.

And he rang
mine but we were younger then,

And now we are
busy, tired men.

Tired of
playing a foolish game,

Tired of trying
to make a name.

'Tomorrow' I
say! 'I will call on Jim

Just to show
that I'm thinking of him.'

But tomorrow
comes and tomorrow goes,

And distance
between us grows and grows.

Around the
corner, yet miles away,

'Here's a
telegram sir,' 'Jim died today.'

And that's what
we get and deserve in the end.

Around the
corner, a vanished friend.






Remember to
always say what you mean.

If you love someone, tell them.



Because when you decide that it is the right time it might be too late.




Seize the day.
Never have regrets.

And most importantly,

stay close to your friends
and family, for they have helped
make you the person that you are today.



SMILE, even through
your tears!!!!!


From: Joe Tan
Subject: FW: Read Alone(do not Delete)

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Interesting words

This has got to be one of the cleverest E-mails I've received in awhile. Someone out there is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait till you see the last one)!


DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters it becomes: DIRTY ROOM


PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER


ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER


DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT


THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE


GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE


THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS


SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME


ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY


ELECTION RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT


SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S


A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: I'M A DOT IN PLACE


THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE


ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE


AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:






MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Chinese Christian names may cause confusion.

Go ahead and have a good laugh! But, friends who are Chinese with Christian names please don't take offence.

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?

Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Caller : I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.

Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?

Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noel Wan has involved in an accident. Noel Wan got injured and now Noel Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.

Operator : Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator : I'm Saw Lee.

Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!

This is hilarious ...

If you don't get the laugh, replace the above names with:

Annie Wan = anyone
Sam Wan = someone
Noel Wan=no one
Avery Wan=everyone
Saw Lee = sorry


Chinese shouldn't adopt these Christian names:

Anne Chang => In Mandarin, it sounds like "an zang 骯髒", meaning: dirty.
Anne Chin => In Mandarin, it sounds like "an jing 安靜", meaning: Keep Quiet.
Faye Chen => In Mandarin, it sounds like "hui chen 灰塵", meaning: Dusty.
Carl Cheng => In Hokkien (a Chinese dialect), it sounds like "ka cheng", meaning: Buttock.
Monica Cheng => In Hokkien (a Chinese dialect), it sounds like "mo ni ka cheng", meaning: Touching your buttocks.
Lucy Leow =>In Hokkien (a Chinese dialect), it sounds like "lu xi liao", meaning:You are dead .
Jane Tan => In Mandarin, it sounds like "jian dan 煎蛋", meaning: Frying eggs.
Suzie Leow =>In Hokkien (a Chinese dialect), it sounds like "su si liao", meaning: Lose til you fall dead.
Henry Mah => In Mandarin, it sounds like "hen ni ma 恨你媽", meaning: Hate your mum
Paul Chan => In Mandarin, it sounds like "po chan 破產", meaning: Bankrupt.
Nelson Tan => In Mandarin, it sounds like "nia sheng dan 鳥生蛋", meaning: Bird laying eggs.
Leslie Tong => In Mandarin, it sounds like "le xi tong 垃圾桶", meaning: Rubbish Bin.



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Tuesday, August 04, 2009

Boiling water in the microwave oven - DON'T

I got this from an email sent to me by a friend. I don' t know how true it is. Take it as being true. There is no harm taking it as being true, is it not? Pass this on after reading. This message may very well save someone from a lot of pain and suffering. - lifebell






Quote:
A 26-year old guy decided to have a cup of coffee. He took a cup of water and put it in the microwave to heat it up (something that he had done numerous times before). I am not sure how long he set the timer for, but he told me he wanted to bring the water to a boil. When the timer shut the oven off, he removed the cup from the oven. As he looked into the cup, he noted that the water was not boiling, but instantly the water in the cup 'blew-up' into his face.

The cup remained intact until he threw it out of his hand but all the water had flown out into his face due to the build up of energy. His whole face is blistered and he has 1st and 2nd degree burns to his face, which may leave scarring. He also may have lost partial sight in his left eye..
While at the hospital, the doctor who was attending to him stated that this is fairly common occurrence and water (alone) should never be heated in a microwave oven. If water is heated in this manner, something should be placed in the cup to diffuse the energy such as: a wooden stir stick, tea bag, etc. It is however a much safer choice to boil the water in a tea kettle.

General Electric 's (GE) response:

Thanks for contacting us. I will be happy to assist you. The e-mail that you received is correct.
Micro waved water and other liquids do not always bubble when they reach the boiling point.
They can actually get superheated and not bubble at all.
The superheated liquid will bubble up out of the cup when it is moved or when something like a spoon or teabag is put into it.
To prevent this from happening and causing injury, do not heat any liquid for more than two minutes per cup.
After heating, let the cup stand in the microwave for thirty seconds before moving it or adding anything into it.

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Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Your wife and your girlfriend

Education For Careers


This article came into my email. I find it so interesting and hilarious that I would like to share with you:-


Wife is like TV, girlfriend is like Handphone (HP)
At home watch TV, go out bring HP.
No money, sell TV. Got money change HP.
Sometimes enjoy TV, but most of the time play with HP.
TV free for life but HP, if you don't pay the services will be terminated
TV is big, bulky and most of the time old, but handphone is cute, slim,
curvy and very portable at any time.
Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but for HP is high and often demanding,
Most Important, TV got remote.. HP don't have..
Last but not least........

TV do not have virus, but h/p yes..........have VIRUS............... once get it, hahahahaha......
so better choose TV


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Friday, July 03, 2009

Two Choices

Make the choice. It is not difficult to make. The boys at the baseball game made it and had made it fast, instantly. They made the day. The day Shay cherished until the day he died. The day Shay's father had sweet tears on his eyes. - lifebell

This came into my email box. I think it is worthwhile to share it here in this blog. I think the writer of this article did a good job. I would like to thank him.

Quote
Two Choices

What would you do?.....you make the choice. Don't look for a punch line there isn't one. Read it anyway. My question is: Would you have made the same choice?

At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves children with learning disabilities, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten by all who attended.. After extolling the school and its dedicated staff, he offered a question:

'When not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature does, is done with perfection. Yet my son, Shay, cannot learn things as other children do. He cannot understand things as other children do.

Where is the natural order of things in my son?'

The audience was stilled by the query.

The father continued.... 'I believe that when a child like Shay, who was mentally and physically disabled comes into the world, an opportunity to realize true human nature presents itself, and it comes in the way other people treat that child.'

Then he told the following story:

Shay and I had walked past a park where some boys Shay knew were playing baseball... Shay asked, 'Do you think they'll let me play?' I knew that most of the boys would not want someone like Shay on their team, but as a father I also understood that if my son were allowed to play, it would give him a much-needed sense of belonging and some confidence to be accepted by others in spite of his handicaps.

I approached one of the boys on the field and asked (not expecting much) if Shay could play. The boy looked around for guidance and said, 'We're losing by six runs and the game is in the eighth inning. I guess he can be on our team and we'll try to put him in to bat in the ninth inning.'

Shay struggled over to the team's bench and, with a broad smile, put on a team shirt. I watched with a small tear in my eye and warmth in my heart. The boys saw my joy at my son being accepted.

In the bottom of the eighth inning, Shay's team scored a few runs but was still behind by three.

In the top of the ninth inning, Shay put on a glove and played in the right field. Even though no hits came his way, he was obviously ecstatic just to be in the game and on the field, grinning from ear to ear as I waved to him from the stands.

In the bottom of the ninth inning, Shay's team scored again.

Now, with two outs and the bases loaded, the potential winning run was on base and Shay was scheduled to be next at bat.

At this juncture, do they let Shay bat and give away their chance to win the game?

Surprisingly, Shay was given the bat. Everyone knew that a hit was all but impossible because Shay didn't even know how to hold the bat properly, much less connect with the ball.

However, as Shay stepped up to the plate, the pitcher, recognizing that the other team was putting winning aside for this moment in Shay's life, moved in a few steps to lob the ball in softly so Shay could at least make contact.

The first pitch came and Shay swung clumsily and missed.

The pitcher again took a few steps forward to toss the ball softly towards Shay.

As the pitch came in, Shay swung at the ball and hit a slow ground ball right back to the pitcher.

The game would now be over.

The pitcher picked up the soft grounder and could have easily thrown the ball to the first baseman.

Shay would have been out and that would have been the end of the game.

Instead, the pitcher threw the ball right over the first baseman's head, out of reach of all teammates.

Everyone from the stands and both teams started yelling, 'Shay, run to first! Run to first!'

Never in his life had Shay ever run that far, but he made it to first base. He scampered down the baseline, wide-eyed and startled.

Everyone yelled, 'Run to second, run to second!'

Catching his breath, Shay awkwardly ran towards second, gleaming and struggling to make it to the base.

By the time Shay rounded towards second base, the right fielder had the ball, the smallest guy on their team who now had his first chance to be the hero for his team. He could have thrown the ball to the second-baseman for the tag, but he understood the pitcher's intentions so he, too, intentionally threw the ball high and far over the third-baseman's head.

Shay ran toward third base deliriously as the runners ahead of him circled the bases toward home.

All were screaming, 'Shay, Shay, Shay, all the Way Shay'

Shay reached third base because the opposing shortstop ran to help him by turning him in the direction of third base, and shouted, 'Run to third! Shay, run to third!'

As Shay rounded third, the boys from both teams, and the spectators, were on their feet screaming, 'Shay, run home! Run home!'

Shay ran to home, stepped on the plate, and was cheered as the hero who hit the grand slam and won the game for his team

'That day', said the father softly with tears now rolling down his face, 'the boys from both teams helped bring a piece of true love and humanity into this world'.

Shay didn't make it to another summer. He died that winter, having never forgotten being the hero and making me so happy, and coming home and seeing his Mother tearfully embrace her little hero of the day!

AND NOW A LITTLE FOOT NOTE TO THIS STORY:

We all send thousands of jokes through the e-mail without a second thought, but when it comes to sending messages about life choices, people hesitate.

The crude, vulgar, and often obscene pass freely through cyberspace, but public discussion about decency is too often suppressed in our schools and workplaces.

If you're thinking about forwarding this message, chances are that you're probably sorting out the people in your address book who aren't the 'appropriate' ones to receive this type of message Well, the person who sent you this believes that we all can make a difference.

We all have thousands of opportunities every single day to help realize the 'natural order of things.'

So many seemingly trivial interactions between two people present us with a choice:

Do we pass along a little spark of love and humanity or do we pass up those opportunities and leave the world a little bit colder in the process?

A wise man once said every society is judged by how it treats it's least fortunate amongst them.

You now have two choices:

1. Delete

2. Forward

May your day, be a Shay Day

Umquote

Friday, June 05, 2009

Savings on soap

Don't throw away the remainder of the cake of soap when you hardly can hold it in your hand. Paste it onto a new cake. Very soon, the old and the new soap stick together. In this manner, you can prolong the life of the old cake. No waste, just saving.

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Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Jams - products of Malaysia

Malaysia produces jam. And there are 3 categories of jam. First, it is the jam for the bread. Second, that is the jam for the road traffic. And, third, it is the 24 jam found at the 24-hours operations chain-stores and at the petrol stations.


Note: jam is the Malay Language for hours (or, clock or watch).

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Saturday, May 16, 2009

Detecting HIDDEN CAMERA in a public toilet

Check with your handphone, make sure that your handphone can still make a call before you enter a restroom.

And after entering into that particular toilet, if your phone cannot make a call out (this is due to the interference of fibre optic during implementation), it means that there is a HIDDEN CAMERA inside, so be very cautious ladies!!

This is a English translation from:-

昨晚看了台灣“超級怪怪怪“節目時、主持人教了一個偵測廁所是否有針孔攝影機的方法、我想這方法每個女生都適用、下次不妨試一試。

進入公廁前先看看你的手提能不能撥電話、確認進入廁所後、再看看你的手提是否一樣可撥出電話、如果在廁所外可撥出、而在廁所內卻不可撥出、就是有問題、因為安裝的時候光纖的問題會令電話不能正常接收、這時你就要當心了。

Friday, May 15, 2009

一生都要"學習"做人,沒有畢業可言

以下是位朋友電郵寄給我。我要更多人和我分享這智慧。

第一、「學習認錯」。
 人常常不肯認錯,凡事都說是別人的錯,認為自己才是對的,其實不認錯就是一個錯。認錯的對象可以是父母、朋友、社會大眾、佛祖,甚至向兒女或是對我不好的人認錯,自己不但不會少了什麼,反而顯得你有度量。學習認錯是美好的,是一個大修行。

第二、「學習柔和」。

人的牙齒是硬的,舌頭是軟的,到了人生的最後,牙齒都掉光了,舌頭卻不會掉,所以要柔軟,人生才能長久,硬反而吃虧。心地柔軟了,是修行最大的進步。一般形容執著的人說,你的心、你的性格很冷、很硬,像鋼鐵一樣。如果我們像禪門說的調息、調身、調心,慢慢調伏像野馬、像猴子的這顆心,令它柔軟,人生才能活得更快樂、更長久。

第三、「學習生忍」。
 這世間就是忍一口氣,風平浪靜,退一步海闊天空;忍,萬事都能消除。忍就是會處理、會化解,用智慧、能力讓大事化小、小事化無。各位要生活、要生存、要生命,有了忍,可以認清世間的好壞、善惡、是非,甚至接受它。

第四、「學習溝通」。
 缺乏溝通,就會產生是非、爭執與誤會。現在中國大陸、香港和台灣,兩岸三地最重要的就是溝通,相互了解、相互體諒、相互幫助,大家都是龍兄虎弟,互相爭執、不溝通怎麼能和平呢?

第五、「學習放下」。

人生像一只皮箱,需要用的時候提起,不用的時就把它放下,應放下的時候,卻不放下,就像拖著沉重的行李,無法自在。人生的歲月有限,認錯、尊重、包容才能讓人接受,放下才自在啊!

第六、「學習感動」。
 我們看到人家得好處,要歡喜;看到好人好事,要能感動。感動是一個愛心、菩薩心、菩提心,在我幾十年的歲月裡,有許多事情、語言感動了我,所以我也很努力的想辦法讓別人感動。

第七、「學習生存」。
 為了生存,我要維護身體健康,身體健康不但對自己有利,也讓朋友、家人放心,所以也是孝親的行為。為了生存,要學習勤勞、積極、待人的禮貌,大家才能接受我。金錢、愛情、生活的處理及做人處事都要有方法,所謂「不依規矩,不能成方圓」;國家要達成「民心之所向」,才會安全。

第八、「學習靈巧」。
 靈巧就是懂得隨機應變,隨時調適自己來適應生活,不是要求別人要如何改變來配合自己!其實給人方便就是給自己的未來方便,不要把所有的路都封閉起來,幸福其實就在身邊。

Sunday, May 10, 2009

手机还能做的4件事情

你可試一試。

除了打电话以外,你的手机还能做4件事情,你以前不一定知道。我们可能或多或少的知道一些紧急情况下的自救办法,但你可能不知道你的手机在紧要关头也能救你一命。看看下面的内容了解下你的手机能做什么吧!

1. 紧急情况

全世界的手机都可以拨打的共同紧急救援号码是112,加入你发现自己所在的地区无手机信号覆盖,同时你又遇到了紧急状况,用你的手机拨打112准没错,因 为这时候你的手机会自动搜索所有可用的网络并建立起紧急呼叫。特别有趣的是,即使你的手机是在键盘锁定的状态,你同样可以拨打112。试试吧!

2. 把车用遥控器落在车里了?

你的车用遥控能打开吧?如果可以,在你有一天将车用遥控器落在车里而且备用的遥控又在家里的话,你会发现有个手机真方便,用手机拨通家里人的手机,将你的 手机拿在离车门一英尺的地方,同时家里人拿着遥控器在他的手机旁边按响遥控器上的开锁键,这边你的车门就可以打开了。这个方法不管你把车开得离家有多远都 奏效。

3. 隐形的备用电池

你的手机电量不足了,为了让它能够继续使用,按*3370# 键,手机会重新启动,启动完毕后,你就会发现电量增加了50%。这部分隐藏的备用电量用完了你就必须得充电了,再次充电的时候,隐形的备用电池也同时充 电,下次电量低的时候又可以用这个方法。知道这个在紧急情况下如果手机电量不足非常管用。

4. 手机被偷了? 有个办法让小偷也用不了,嘿嘿!

查看手机的序列号,只需键入* # 0 6 # 15位序列号会出现在手机屏幕上,全世界的每一台手机都有一个独一无二的序列号,把这个序列号记录下来并保存好。有一天如果你的手机不幸被偷了,打电话给 手机提供商,并提供你的手机序列号,他们会帮你把手机屏蔽,这样即使小偷换了SIM卡,仍然无法使用,你的手机对小偷来说变得一无是处。如果全世界每个手 机持有者都这么做,那么偷手机就没有意义了。

在澳洲,警方甚至建立了一个被盗手机数据库,如果你的手机被找到了,就可以归还给你了。

大家不要吝啬,转告给你们的朋友哦! 或者、把這部落傳接你的網頁。

Sunday, May 03, 2009

The Special Guests in a hotel you would not like to entertain


Believe it or not.... , but there is no harm in taking precaution, is it not?

‘SPECIAL GUESTS IN A HOTEL’

For single hotels there is at least one permanent room, which is left vacant at all times. No matter how full the hotel is, they are not to sell that room(s) to any guest. It is said that the special room is 'reserved' for those 'special visitors'.

So, if you plan to stay in some hotel, always book in advance. Try to avoid walk-ins. If the receptionist tells you there's no more room available, do not insist to get one anymore or try to bribe them to give you a room. If you do that, most of the time the room you have will be that 'special room'.

Sometimes those 'special visitors' might go to other rooms also, so here's some tips on how to protect yourself.

Before entering your room, always knock on the door first, even if you know the room is vacant.

After you enter the room, if you feel very cold suddenly and have 'chicken spore', leave the room quietly immediately and go to the reception to request to change room.

Most of the time, the receptionist will understand what's happening.

After you enter the room, immediately switch on all of the lights, and open the curtain to let the sunlight in.

Before you go to bed, arrange your shoes so that one of them is upside down. Some say this represents yin and yang to protect you while you're asleep.

Always leave at least a lamp on while you're sleeping, preferably the toilet lamp.

If you' re staying alone and they have give you a twin bed, do not sleep with the other bed vacant, try to put your things, like luggage, on the other bed before you sleep.

Here's another tip…..

When you enter your hotel room, look for the Bible. Most hotels place the Bible inside a drawer, however, if upon entering, you see the Bible on the table, DON'T STAY IN THAT ROOM. It means 'special visitors' are there.

If you see the Bible opened up on the table, LEAVE THAT ROOM IMMEDIATELY and request for a change of room! It means the 'special visitor' is really creating trouble in that room!


‘SPECIAL GUESTS IN A CINEMA’

Here are some tips on protecting yourself in the cinema:

Do not attend the first screening of any movies in the cinema. By the first screening, I mean the first time the movie is shown in that particular cinema. What's the reason?

The first screening is meant for the 'special visitors'. However, if you insist on going, then sit somewhere in the middle. The first and last rows are reserved for 'them'.

Ever notice the last row in your local Cineplex is always vacant? Now you know 'who' reserves the seats."

Friday, April 17, 2009

Constructing sentences using numbers

This is hilarious. An Englishman can not construct sentences using numeric, but the Malaysians and Singaporeans are good at it.

Ah Lek can tell a story using sentences with the numbers 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. Not only is he able to do it with 1 to 10, he can also do it backward from 10 to 1. This is what he came up with.

numbers upwards

1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away.

numbers downwards

10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.

Sunday, April 12, 2009

A vehicle spare part called 710

Enjoy life, have a good laugh and get to know what is 710, spare part for your car.

Yesterday I was having some work done at the Ford dealer. A woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred- ten spare part.

We all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred- ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."

The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece of spare part looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710 !!

He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."

Now go to the photo below to learn what a 710 is..........